I’m going to have a slumber party

…just so I can justify buying this.

Saved: $1000 in dental bills

Saved: $12.99 + $1000 in dental bills


“That’s a bubble nobody wants.” – my kid

saved: $3.97

Even four year olds know better than this.

Taco scent?

No, really?

Saved: $2.49

I’ll take the unscented,  less offensive stickers, k?

Or you could just use real pennies…

… And save $2.49

Saved: $3.49

Missing Nellie 

Because I so would have made you try on this disco jumpsuit.

For your next politically incorrect costume party

Might I suggest “sexy border guard”.

I did it!!!

I spent a week in Kona and did not buy any of these things even though they were right there on the shelf at the CVS!!

I could find no Hawaiian translation for the word “hoarder.”       

I didn’t have to buy you!

Because I can borrow you for free. I love libraries! 

Savings: yes

 Big trouble in toys r us. 

Kurt. Russel. Action. Figure.

Mullet and all.

This is 2015.  

Savings: $6.95 (and a whole lotta splainin to Nico why he can’t play with my toys)