It’s true, he is… but it’s probably best kept to oneself…
Ended up leaving with just some balloons and some “Caution: 40th birthday party in progress” yellow tape. Really, party stores are such harbingers of waste, can we all just agree on that?
I had to have it.
Of course, it will be added to my collection of T-shirts I am too embarrassed to wear, along with the one with “Itty Bitty Titty Committee” on it.
UPDATE: I bought this a year ago and have still never worn it. I’m waiting for the right occasion… like when I actually AM a GILF.