Category Archives: tshirts

Do not Google the meaning of this. Also, do not spend $2.99 on this and wear it. Please.


Saved: $2.99


Shopping for Michael’s 40th birthday…

It’s true, he is… but it’s probably best kept to oneself…

Ended up leaving with just some balloons and some “Caution: 40th birthday party in progress” yellow tape.  Really, party stores are such harbingers of waste, can we all just agree on that?


Saved: $19.99

I bought it.

I had to have it.


Of course, it will be added to my collection of T-shirts I am too embarrassed to wear, along with the one with “Itty Bitty Titty Committee” on it.

UPDATE:  I bought this a year ago and have still never worn it.  I’m waiting for the right occasion… like when I actually AM a GILF.