Category Archives: tshirts

Shopping for Michael’s 40th birthday…

It’s true, he is… but it’s probably best kept to oneself…

Ended up leaving with just some balloons and some “Caution: 40th birthday party in progress” yellow tape.  Really, party stores are such harbingers of waste, can we all just agree on that?

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Saved: $19.99

I bought it.

I had to have it.

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Of course, it will be added to my collection of T-shirts I am too embarrassed to wear, along with the one with “Itty Bitty Titty Committee” on it.

UPDATE:  I bought this a year ago and have still never worn it.  I’m waiting for the right occasion… like when I actually AM a GILF.