Category Archives: things that look like turds

Neiman Marcus is just an asshole

There is a Nieman Marcus Last Call here in Austin and I made the mistake of going in. Like the Nieman Marcus in San Francisco’s Union Square used to always piss me off every day as I’d pass by their windows full of fur coats every winter, the “budget Neiman” did not fail to disgust me either. It’s not like no other stores sell fur but this is store selling the fur no one wanted at the real Neiman Marcus, which makes me sort of sick that this little bunny died for the UGLIEST SHOES EVER. Thanks for reminding me what an asshole you are, Neiman Marcus.


Saved: Nothing, wish I could have saved this poor rabbit though.


Really Nordstrom? What the?

Who thought an olive green Amish summer dress was going to be “a thing” this season. Who on this planet looks good in that?


I didn’t even look at the price but now I regret it since it was at Nordstrom, and right next to the line for the cafe, you know, the place where people stand forever waiting for lunch and it might be a good idea to have some NICE stuff there to entice people when they have had a glass of rose and are ready to impulse buy. Who makes the decisions around here, really?

Vertical turd

Or, as my son likes to say “I don’t remember eating thaaaaat!”

Savings: $6.99