Category Archives: clothes

Do not Google the meaning of this. Also, do not spend $2.99 on this and wear it. Please.


Saved: $2.99


Really Nordstrom? What the?

Who thought an olive green Amish summer dress was going to be “a thing” this season. Who on this planet looks good in that?


I didn’t even look at the price but now I regret it since it was at Nordstrom, and right next to the line for the cafe, you know, the place where people stand forever waiting for lunch and it might be a good idea to have some NICE stuff there to entice people when they have had a glass of rose and are ready to impulse buy. Who makes the decisions around here, really?

Boss lady.

I don’t know if I’ll ever need a “business lady work type dress” again but I still get attracted to them when I see them (while thrifting).  I didn’t try this on because that would be silly but I’m just going to imagine myself rocking this if I ever did.  I had to take pictures of it though because I just LOVE the design of this and I think someday I might totally knock one out myself – if said need should ever occur and I have approximately 2 months before that need is actualized.  See?  Taking pictures instead of buying stuff is therapy, and it’s working.


Saved: $10.99 and room in my closet for things I’ll never wear.  Even though I would totally wear it like a boss.


But look at that cool exposed zipper, right? I’d rock this, right?


I can’t even…

Note:  Proudly printed in the USA.  Any guesses on where it’s actually MADE????  I almost want to buy one to find out.  But my Amazon “related items” is already fucked just for me having looked at this so I’ll pass.

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Saved: $6.99 to $8.99 and not looking like a douchebag

This is a skirt. Skirts are supposed to cover your ass


Saved: $2.99

This skirt is 8″ long. My ass is longer than that. How is this going to work?

Sad shopping cart

This is my shopping cart. I put things in here all the time and slowly watch the cart empty as other lucky shoppers buy the things I did the online version of walking around the store with but ultimately not buying.

It’s a sad little cart because those boots are really cute. And that clock would be great in Lois (although it probably ticks audibly and that would probably make me hate it after a while.)

Savings: $191.98

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