Are they fabulous landscaping rocks? NO! They’re speakers.
Salvo, you’re kickin’ it up a notch. I kinda wanted these but then I’d have to hook them up to some sort of music/radio/electrical source and, as the two baby elephant fountains I bought for $7 each at a yard sale and don’t actually connect to any sort of water source illustrate, I’m just not good with “hooking stuff up.” Know your strengths, is all I’m sayin’.
But if you wanna rock out, head on down to Oakland Chinatown’s Salvation Army and bring a couple of twenties. These rocks, no, speakers, will be waiting for you.